Table Of Contents
Proclamations of the Councils of Olive Garden
Second Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief
Third Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief
The Old Pastament
A Reading From the Book of Fusilli
The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates
The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
The Book of Thinly-Veiled Modern Practice Agreements
The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions
Ethical Guidelines for Pirates
The Pastalamentations of Father Jerome
The Revelations of Auntie Dee Dee
Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming
The New Pastament
The Letter of Tristan the Martyr to the Future Generations of Society
The Open Letter of Bobby Henderson to the Kansas School Board
An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
Pirate Aaahhhhrrrrr’s Letter to the Privateers
First Letter from Edd to the Forum Members
Second Letter from Edd to the Forum Members
First Letter from Edd to the Slackers
First Letter from Edd to the Partiers
First Letter from Edd to the Infallible
A Letter from ADoS to the Dying
The Correspondence of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee and the leaders of Hillel
The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists
The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Rutgers Campus Crusade for Christ
Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists
Revelations 1: The Book of Revealed Crapola
The Official Pastafarian Prayer Book
